Buy some udder balm!
Hot on the heels of Unscented Original Udder Balm in 1 lb jars, comes Unscented Original Udder Balm in 3 oz tubes. That's right, you can finally get Original Udder Balm in a size small enough the TSA won't confiscate it. (We suspect they just wanted to avoid buying udder balm for themselves.) Due to the quirks of manufacturing it costs us more to produce, and so we regrettably must pass this cost on to you. However, multiple aesthetic screwups in the manufacturing line mean you can currently get 3 oz tubes of Unscented at a discount. Get 'em while supplies last!
You've been asking for it for a very long time, and we are finally able to deliver: Original Udder Balm without dyes or fragrances, or what we are uncreatively calling Unscented Original Udder Balm. Great for anybody who doesn't like (or is bothered by) the lemon scent or yellow dye of our regular udder balm.
Nobody likes guessing what shipping will be. Remove the worry with our flat-rate shipping specials. One price to ship anywhere in the U.S., including Alaska and Hawaii.
Winter is upon us, and that means a chill in the air and runny noses galore! Prank your cold-nosed friends with these surprisingly practical one-size-fits-some nose mittens. Rage against the tissue conglomerates with these delightful yarn snot-catchers. Be sure to get a pom-pom for maximum hilarity. Order fast, before grandma forgets how to make them!
You've asked us where to find udder balm near you quite a lot over the years, and we can finally say something other than "We don't know."! Many of you have already discovered the store locator we quietly put up, but for those that haven't, check it out. Just punch in your zip code or city and state to see all the stores carrying udder balm near you. (Sorry, foreign customers, it's U.S. only right now.)
